Today, I’d like to introduce you to a very hot, very accomplished and mercilessly cruel femdom humiliatrix who I’ve gotten to know very recently due to our common interest in sadistic small penis humiliation.
Her name is Lady Sascha and I’ve added the link to her very well-written and well laid out blog to My Small Penis Humiliation honor roll (check the sidebar, lil man) ———->
Her blog is very generously laden with fetish photos, sex toy reviews and small penis and other femdom humiliation and tease stories that will keep your nubbin twitching for hours and hours!
I made a small penis podcast a few weeks ago. It is available for purchase via Niteflirt. Just click the pretty pink button and buy!
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Uh-oh, bad news for small penis dudes - your last shred of hope is lost!
Here is an interesting blog entry on a legal blog I read.
The Enzyte guy got - get this - 25 years in prison! Like, OMG.
Here’s part of the reason why - lol.
If customers complained, he said, employees were instructed to “make it as difficult as possible” for them to get their money back. In some cases, Teegarden said, Warshak required customers to produce a notarized statement from a doctor certifying Enzyte did not work.
“He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis,” Teegarden said.
I wonder if that’s true of my dear readers. Let’s find out. First boy to get me a notarized letter from their doc certifying their small penis status gets five free minutes to talk to me on Niteflirt!
- Small penis enlargement - illadvised and now illegal
The only thing left to do is submit to humiliation at the hands of your Superiors - but you knew that~!
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I just paid a visit to my page over on Mistress Abigail’s new erotic humiliation site and wow! she’s done amazing things over there.
She has articles and bios, with photos, from some of the top small penis humiliation experts on the Internet!
If you’re looking for an evil femdom or a hot fetish girl to humiliate you and put you in your place, you will fine some of the top hotties who don’t hesitate to dish out the small penis derision and puny cock mockery when it’s called for.
All the small penis humiliation dommes on Wankerland can be contacted via Niteflirt.
So get your puny ass over there now and start paying homage to the High Holy Goddesses of Cyber Humiliation.
I learned something new today!
They actually make condoms especially for teenie-weenies! I had a Niteflirt call just now from a small penis dude I never spoke to before. We talked about some possible public humiliation assignments he could do. He gave me the run-down on some stuff he had done previously. One of his stunts was going into a crowded drugstore and asking the pharmacist if he could special order some extra small condoms for him. LOL!
I did a seach and found some. If you need condoms, little man, you can buy small penis condoms for 2 inch weenies, right now, right here:
And then there’s the Measure UP kit, for when you get duped by those penis enlargement scams, like the pathetic fool you know you are. There’s truly pathetic, mildly pathetic and normal size. Which are you?
LOL! Buy those and wear them and send me a pic and you will be the WINNAR of 3 free phone minutes on Niteflirt with Me! : )
Seriously. Lifestyles also makes serious condoms for the uh, lesser endowed male who needs a snugger fit in a small penis condom. There’s a pencil dick size and a useless short nub size. : )
Don’t kid yourself. Size matters. Lots of women will tell you otherwise but that’s because they don’t have the heart to hurt your wittle feewings, LOL! Don’t get me wrong, monster cocks as portrayed on popular porn sites are not what most of us want, either. Anything over ten inches is more than most women want or can handle.
But - bigger is generally better. It’s often said that a six inch penis is “normal” or “average” - but I think 7 is closer to the prototype of an adequate penis. And if 7 is average, 8 is great & nine is just fine : )
So, next time that sweet young thing says “Honey, size doesn’t matter, you’re fine the way you are” remember - what she’s really thinking is “Is it in yet?”.
Wanna feel inferior? Visit the Large Penis Support Group forum : ) Great & very active forum! Lots of features, chat room, games, etc etc. There’s even a Small Penis Humiliation discussion going on in this thread.
