Small Penis Humiliation

Uh-oh, bad news for small penis dudes – your last shred of hope is lost!

Here is an interesting blog entry on a legal blog I read.

Penis Pumps Pwned! Uncle Sam Saves you from Penis Enlargement Scams

The Enzyte guy got – get this – 25 years in prison! Like, OMG.

Here’s part of the reason why – lol.

If customers complained, he said, employees were instructed to “make it as difficult as possible” for them to get their money back. In some cases, Teegarden said, Warshak required customers to produce a notarized statement from a doctor certifying Enzyte did not work.

“He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis,” Teegarden said.

I wonder if that’s true of my dear readers. Let’s find out. First boy to get me a notarized letter from their doc certifying their small penis status gets five free minutes to talk to me on Niteflirt!

The only thing left to do is submit to humiliation at the hands of your Superiors – but you knew that~!

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