June Is Get Naked & Get Laughed At Month For Small Dick Idiots! Comments Off
Ok, my teenie peenie wankers! National Masturbation Month has drawn to a close but looks what’s happening for June!
Summer’s just around the corner & everyone is baring it all, showing their stuff, taking off their jackets, jeans & other assorted items of clothing to GET NAKED on NITEFLIRT.
But – we all know what happens when you get naked, right, teenie-weenies?
And don’t go thinking those hot chicks are giving you the “thumbs up” sign because they like what they see, loser. Uh-UH. No. The thumbs up sign is “sign language” for small penis mockery. You know, they’re showing you what your little thumbsized thumbelina dicklet reminds them of! It’s just that simple, losers. LOLOLOL!
I actually believe I originated that International Sign Language for small penis humiliation when I had my absolute WORST small penis letdown experience a few years ago.
There was this good looking well built musician that I had my eye on. A couple of friends & I used to go hear his band play & he used to hit on me, which I was totally fine with. Well, finally, I decided I’d get together with him & go out. We dated a few times & then…well, let’s just say I had the opportunity to see him naked. TOTAL LET DOWN! Never again! And from that day forward, my friends & I simply referred to “steve” as “thumbs up” LMAO and whenever we encountered him & his band at any of the clubs we frequented, well, look at the photo above & visualize what we did when we saw him. TO his face AND behind his back, LOL!
A good looking guy with faulty equipment is just … false advertising! Isn’t there some consumer protection law to prevent this? If I ran the world, there would be. Guys like him would have to get “Small Penis Waste of DNA” tatooed on their foreheads so alpha females like me would NOT have to waste our time on them, only to be small penis disappointed.
Ah well, I learned my lesson anyway, & now I “sample the goods” one way or another to ensure I’m involved with a TRULY alpha male before I commit…any time…any energy…any emotion…on one of you fools.
Big dicks rule, small dicks drool & go over to Niteflirt to PAY for our attention. Like an underendowed boy should.
