Does more need to be said? The women of Niteflirt have decreed it, and therefore it is so. There’s no time like the present for presents : D More will be revealed…

Ok, my teenie peenie wankers! National Masturbation Month has drawn to a close but looks what’s happening for June!

Summer’s just around the corner & everyone is baring it all, showing their stuff, taking off their jackets, jeans & other assorted items of clothing to GET NAKED on NITEFLIRT.

But – we all know what happens when you get naked, right, teenie-weenies?

And don’t go thinking those hot chicks are giving you the “thumbs up” sign because they like what they see, loser. Uh-UH. No. The thumbs up sign is “sign language” for small penis mockery. You know, they’re showing you what your little thumbsized thumbelina dicklet reminds them of! It’s just that simple, losers. LOLOLOL!

I actually believe I originated that International Sign Language for small penis humiliation when I had my absolute WORST small penis letdown experience a few years ago.

There was this good looking well built musician that I had my eye on. A couple of friends & I used to go hear his band play & he used to hit on me, which I was totally fine with. Well, finally, I decided I’d get together with him & go out. We dated a few times & then…well, let’s just say I had the opportunity to see him naked. TOTAL LET DOWN! Never again! And from that day forward, my friends & I simply referred to “steve” as “thumbs up” LMAO and whenever we encountered him & his band at any of the clubs we frequented, well, look at the photo above & visualize what we did when we saw him. TO his face AND behind his back, LOL!

A good looking guy with faulty equipment is just … false advertising! Isn’t there some consumer protection law to prevent this? If I ran the world, there would be. Guys like him would have to get “Small Penis Waste of DNA” tatooed on their foreheads so alpha females like me would NOT have to waste our time on them, only to be small penis disappointed.

Ah well, I learned my lesson anyway, & now I “sample the goods” one way or another to ensure I’m involved with a TRULY alpha male before I commit…any time…any energy…any emotion…on one of you fools.

Big dicks rule, small dicks drool & go over to Niteflirt to PAY for our attention. Like an underendowed boy should.

So, I was surprised to learn recently that male pig & misogynist extraordinaire Howard Stern is down with the Small Penis Humiliation program! And better than that he even admits to having a small penis himself!   LOOZER!

Anyway, though, he put on a helluva show with this small penis humiliation contest of his.  Can you believe these losers have the absolute balls, well uh, no I mean the absolute NERVE, uh, well the abject STUPIDITY to appear NUDE!?!?!  In public?   On CAMERA?   OMG.  

I guess they are just a bunch of twisted small penis freaks like my readers who get off on the super humiliation aspect of it.  And hell this sure IS humiliating.  And truly freakin hilarious, too.

Here is the vid, I put in on a seperate page because its extremely NSFW and adult only.  Without further ado here’s the link -

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The worm turns? Dicklet flips the script? You decide. I just can’t wait til all you peniley challenged small dick losers have to walk thru the TSA machines and expose yourselves for the world to see. You won’t have the opportunities for revenge that this guy had, you’ll just have to SUCK IT UP and call me for therapeutic relief.

TSA worker arrested after genitalia joke

(Miami-Dade Police)
NBC Miami
Published: May 7, 2010

Small Penis Eruption Gets It's Owner Arrested

Perhaps the new airport body scanners are a bit too revealing.

A TSA worker in Miami was arrested for aggravated battery after police say he attacked a colleague who’d made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.

Rolando Negrin, 44, was busted for assault after things got ugly at Miami International Airport between Negrin and some of his fellow Transportation Security Administration workers on Tuesday.

Sources say Negrin stepped into the machine during the training session and became embarrassed and angry when a supervisor started cracking jokes about his manhood, made visible by the new machine.

According to the police report, Negron confronted one of his co-workers in an employee parking lot, where he hit him with a police baton on the arm and back.

[Negron] then told victim to kneel down and say “your sorry,” the report reads. Victim stated he was in fear and complied with [Negron].

Negron was arrested the next day when he arrived for work. He told police he had been made fun of by coworkers on a daily basis.

Yup, who knew? There’s an entire month devoted to jack off addicts like you!

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We’ve scheduled a month-long “jackathon” extravaganza, simply click on the chokin chicken to hop to the other ladies’ blogs:

So, I was over at LOLCATS today and who’d have thought I’d find something for my small penis humliation blog over there. It’s all a matter of adjusting and then learning your place, boyz.

Today, I’d like to introduce you to a very hot, very accomplished and mercilessly cruel femdom humiliatrix who I’ve gotten to know very recently due to our common interest in sadistic small penis humiliation.

Her name is Lady Sascha and I’ve added the link to her very well-written and well laid out blog to My Small Penis Humiliation honor roll (check the sidebar, lil man) ———->

Her blog is very generously laden with fetish photos, sex toy reviews and small penis and other femdom humiliation and tease stories that will keep your nubbin twitching for hours and hours!

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