Small Penis Humiliation

Ok, my teenie peenie wankers! National Masturbation Month has drawn to a close but looks what’s happening for June!

Summer’s just around the corner & everyone is baring it all, showing their stuff, taking off their jackets, jeans & other assorted items of clothing to GET NAKED on NITEFLIRT.

But – we all know what happens when you get naked, right, teenie-weenies?

And don’t go thinking those hot chicks are giving you the “thumbs up” sign because they like what they see, loser. Uh-UH. No. The thumbs up sign is “sign language” for small penis mockery. You know, they’re showing you what your little thumbsized thumbelina dicklet reminds them of! It’s just that simple, losers. LOLOLOL!

I actually believe I originated that International Sign Language for small penis humiliation when I had my absolute WORST small penis letdown experience a few years ago.

There was this good looking well built musician that I had my eye on. A couple of friends & I used to go hear his band play & he used to hit on me, which I was totally fine with. Well, finally, I decided I’d get together with him & go out. We dated a few times & then…well, let’s just say I had the opportunity to see him naked. TOTAL LET DOWN! Never again! And from that day forward, my friends & I simply referred to “steve” as “thumbs up” LMAO and whenever we encountered him & his band at any of the clubs we frequented, well, look at the photo above & visualize what we did when we saw him. TO his face AND behind his back, LOL!

A good looking guy with faulty equipment is just … false advertising! Isn’t there some consumer protection law to prevent this? If I ran the world, there would be. Guys like him would have to get “Small Penis Waste of DNA” tatooed on their foreheads so alpha females like me would NOT have to waste our time on them, only to be small penis disappointed.

Ah well, I learned my lesson anyway, & now I “sample the goods” one way or another to ensure I’m involved with a TRULY alpha male before I commit…any time…any energy…any emotion…on one of you fools.

Big dicks rule, small dicks drool & go over to Niteflirt to PAY for our attention. Like an underendowed boy should.

Yup, who knew? There’s an entire month devoted to jack off addicts like you!

So, in recognition of the occasion, I’ve lowered the price of my masturbation addiction therapy line to just 1.99 for a very limited time! You can call and have an “intake” interview and permission to produce “output” is not guaranteed. lol Teasing, endurance training, chastity keyholding, milking and other forms of fetish exploration & exploitation are just a few of the treatment modalities I employ.

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If you (or I) don’t think my methods would be right for you, I can refer you out to some of the best “associates” in the business and we’ll be sure to find something that will be a good fit (for your tiny member, lol).

We’ve scheduled a month-long “jackathon” extravaganza, simply click on the chokin chicken to hop to the other ladies’ blogs:

Today, I’d like to introduce you to a very hot, very accomplished and mercilessly cruel femdom humiliatrix who I’ve gotten to know very recently due to our common interest in sadistic small penis humiliation.

Her name is Lady Sascha and I’ve added the link to her very well-written and well laid out blog to My Small Penis Humiliation honor roll (check the sidebar, lil man) ———->

Her blog is very generously laden with fetish photos, sex toy reviews and small penis and other femdom humiliation and tease stories that will keep your nubbin twitching for hours and hours!

I made a small penis podcast a few weeks ago.  It is available for purchase via Niteflirt.  Just click the pretty pink button and buy!

Small Penis Podcast Purchase $3.00

I just paid a visit to my page over on Mistress Abigail’s new erotic humiliation site and wow! she’s done amazing things over there.

She has articles and bios, with photos, from some of the top small penis humiliation experts on the Internet!

If you’re looking for an evil femdom or a hot fetish girl to humiliate you and put you in your place, you will fine some of the top hotties who don’t hesitate to dish out the small penis derision and puny cock mockery when it’s called for.

All the small penis humiliation dommes on Wankerland can be contacted via Niteflirt.

So get your puny ass over there now and start paying homage to the High Holy Goddesses of Cyber Humiliation.

Don’t kid yourself. Size matters. Lots of women will tell you otherwise but that’s because they don’t have the heart to hurt your wittle feewings, LOL! Don’t get me wrong, monster cocks as portrayed on popular porn sites are not what most of us want, either. Anything over ten inches is more than most women want or can handle.

But – bigger is generally better. It’s often said that a six inch penis is “normal” or “average” – but I think 7 is closer to the prototype of an adequate penis.  And if 7 is average, 8 is great & nine is just fine : )

So, next time that sweet young thing says “Honey, size doesn’t matter, you’re fine the way you are” remember – what she’s really thinking is “Is it in yet?”.

Wanna feel inferior? Visit the Large Penis Support Group forum : ) Great & very active forum! Lots of features, chat room, games, etc etc. There’s even a Small Penis Humiliation discussion going on in this thread.