Small Penis Humiliation

Uh-oh, bad news for small penis dudes – your last shred of hope is lost!

Here is an interesting blog entry on a legal blog I read.

Penis Pumps Pwned! Uncle Sam Saves you from Penis Enlargement Scams

The Enzyte guy got – get this – 25 years in prison! Like, OMG.

Here’s part of the reason why – lol.

If customers complained, he said, employees were instructed to “make it as difficult as possible” for them to get their money back. In some cases, Teegarden said, Warshak required customers to produce a notarized statement from a doctor certifying Enzyte did not work.

“He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis,” Teegarden said.

I wonder if that’s true of my dear readers. Let’s find out. First boy to get me a notarized letter from their doc certifying their small penis status gets five free minutes to talk to me on Niteflirt!

The only thing left to do is submit to humiliation at the hands of your Superiors – but you knew that~!

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I learned something new today!

They actually make condoms especially for teenie-weenies!  I had a Niteflirt call just now from a small penis dude I never spoke to before.  We talked about some possible public humiliation assignments he could do.  He gave me the run-down on some stuff he had done previously.  One of his stunts was going into a crowded drugstore and asking the pharmacist if he could special order some extra small condoms for him.  LOL!

I did a seach and found some.  If you need condoms, little man, you can buy small penis condoms for 2 inch weenies, right now, right here:

And then there’s the Measure UP kit, for when you get duped by those penis enlargement scams, like the pathetic fool you know you are.   There’s truly pathetic, mildly pathetic and normal size.  Which are you?

LOL!  Buy those and wear them and send me a pic and you will be the WINNAR of 3 free phone minutes on Niteflirt with Me! : )

Seriously.   Lifestyles also makes serious condoms for the uh, lesser endowed male who needs a snugger fit in a small penis condom.  There’s a pencil dick size and a useless short nub size.  : )