Ok, my teenie peenie wankers! National Masturbation Month has drawn to a close but looks what’s happening for June!

Summer’s just around the corner & everyone is baring it all, showing their stuff, taking off their jackets, jeans & other assorted items of clothing to GET NAKED on NITEFLIRT.

But – we all know what happens when you get naked, right, teenie-weenies?

And don’t go thinking those hot chicks are giving you the “thumbs up” sign because they like what they see, loser. Uh-UH. No. The thumbs up sign is “sign language” for small penis mockery. You know, they’re showing you what your little thumbsized thumbelina dicklet reminds them of! It’s just that simple, losers. LOLOLOL!

I actually believe I originated that International Sign Language for small penis humiliation when I had my absolute WORST small penis letdown experience a few years ago.

There was this good looking well built musician that I had my eye on. A couple of friends & I used to go hear his band play & he used to hit on me, which I was totally fine with. Well, finally, I decided I’d get together with him & go out. We dated a few times & then…well, let’s just say I had the opportunity to see him naked. TOTAL LET DOWN! Never again! And from that day forward, my friends & I simply referred to “steve” as “thumbs up” LMAO and whenever we encountered him & his band at any of the clubs we frequented, well, look at the photo above & visualize what we did when we saw him. TO his face AND behind his back, LOL!

A good looking guy with faulty equipment is just … false advertising! Isn’t there some consumer protection law to prevent this? If I ran the world, there would be. Guys like him would have to get “Small Penis Waste of DNA” tatooed on their foreheads so alpha females like me would NOT have to waste our time on them, only to be small penis disappointed.

Ah well, I learned my lesson anyway, & now I “sample the goods” one way or another to ensure I’m involved with a TRULY alpha male before I commit…any time…any energy…any emotion…on one of you fools.

Big dicks rule, small dicks drool & go over to Niteflirt to PAY for our attention. Like an underendowed boy should.

So, I was surprised to learn recently that male pig & misogynist extraordinaire Howard Stern is down with the Small Penis Humiliation program! And better than that he even admits to having a small penis himself!   LOOZER!

Anyway, though, he put on a helluva show with this small penis humiliation contest of his.  Can you believe these losers have the absolute balls, well uh, no I mean the absolute NERVE, uh, well the abject STUPIDITY to appear NUDE!?!?!  In public?   On CAMERA?   OMG.  

I guess they are just a bunch of twisted small penis freaks like my readers who get off on the super humiliation aspect of it.  And hell this sure IS humiliating.  And truly freakin hilarious, too.

Here is the vid, I put in on a seperate page because its extremely NSFW and adult only.  Without further ado here’s the link -

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We’ve scheduled a month-long “jackathon” extravaganza, simply click on the chokin chicken to hop to the other ladies’ blogs:

So, I was over at LOLCATS today and who’d have thought I’d find something for my small penis humliation blog over there. It’s all a matter of adjusting and then learning your place, boyz.

I just paid a visit to my page over on Mistress Abigail’s new erotic humiliation site and wow! she’s done amazing things over there.

She has articles and bios, with photos, from some of the top small penis humiliation experts on the Internet!

If you’re looking for an evil femdom or a hot fetish girl to humiliate you and put you in your place, you will fine some of the top hotties who don’t hesitate to dish out the small penis derision and puny cock mockery when it’s called for.

All the small penis humiliation dommes on Wankerland can be contacted via Niteflirt.

So get your puny ass over there now and start paying homage to the High Holy Goddesses of Cyber Humiliation.